War Zone

In the days leading up to our "conubials" (see "Kath and Kim" - the original Australian version) my father has been trying to out-do me in attention seeking by a) falling off his motor-bike and damaging his elbow/hand and b) stabbing himself in the foot with a cutco knife. UN-BE-LIEVE-ABLE.

Yes. I documented.

Offense Number One:
Offense Number Two:



Question: Will this bride be carrying her own limping father down the aisle? Maybe.